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2 months ago
★☆☆☆☆
awful experience, i went in and had a boring painful massage. the therapist really didn’t know what she was doing and looked like she was struggling, not only that but i payed more than what everything said. absolute scam!!!
ZERO Massage & SPA is a massage spa in Adelaide SA, located at 71 Hindley St, Adelaide SA 5000, Australia and open seven days a week from 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM. Guests can book Swedish-style relaxation massages, including 60 minute couples massages, in a calm environment suited to stress relief and rebalancing. Some clients describe their massages as extremely relaxing and their therapists as welcoming and professional, and note the rooms were clean and the couples room features a spa and sauna for further rejuvenation. Call +61 451 350 006 to enquire about massage and spa sessions, and speak with the team about the treatment, room and duration that suit you before booking, so your visit meets your expectations from the moment you arrive.
Sometimes you just need an hour to switch off and let the tension go, and that's exactly what we're here for. Our massage spa is a calm, welcoming space where you can come in for a relaxing massage or a soothing spa treatment and leave feeling lighter and more at ease. We focus on helping you unwind at your own pace, with attentive care from start to finish. Whether it's a quiet escape or a regular part of your routine, we'd love to help you feel your best.
awful experience, i went in and had a boring painful massage. the therapist really didn’t know what she was doing and looked like she was struggling, not only that but i payed more than what everything said. absolute scam!!!
Went to this place with my partner, never again! Got 2 massages, around 7pm. Put into same room as requested but laid on the table for a good 20 mins before someone come back in. No cover available for over the body. The 2 massage therapist’s had no idea what they were doing. Started on the back, went to legs, back to the back, onto arm, back to back. Absolutely all over the place. No structure at all. Was absolutely no pressure, just rubbed oil into my skin. Wouldn’t go back at all.
Zero is an accurate name for this place, because if I could give it zero stars, I would. This is, without a doubt, the worst massage I have ever had the misfortune of paying for. My fiancé and I popped in for a 60 minutes couples massage. We were escorted into a large room with a tub and sauna in it. There was a toilet next to one of the massage beds. It had clearly not been cleaned in months. I closed the door to the toilet as it was so close to the bed. I should have left then. We waited around 10 minutes, with the constant sound of door beeping like an old school takeaway shop. Finally, two woman came in. They had clearly been called in. They arrived with handbags and jackets, etc. The ‘massage’ started. It was clear neither of these women were masseuses. They simply awkwardly rubbed lotion on our backs. Meanwhile, they went and opened the toilet door, and used the toilet as a bin. Every 10 minutes or so they would go and dispose of tissue paper in the toilet, flush the toilet with the lid open, and leave the door open. They would thankfully wash their hands, but this wasted a lot of time. That was okay, because the massage was so bad I wanted it to be over. But it was deeply uncomfortable and unsanitary. They finished 5 minutes before the allocated time. Again that was fine because I felt so uncomfortable and awkward that I wanted it to end. I wanted to get up and leave but the whole vibe seemed to suggest that there was a level of exploitation and we didn’t want to jeopardise the safety of these women, since it was clear they were untrained and not actually professionals. It’s for the same reason we haven’t asked for a refund. This place is definitely a scam.